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  Smacktalkers drink koozies
  Koozy colors are random. Each order will contain a variety of koozy colors.
 
First one is FREE WITH $28 PURCHASE.
 
Scroll down to see the options.  Add yours to cart now. 
 
Some koozies are sold out for 2010.  Do not add these to cart.
-all custom koozies
-12 pack
-#8  2009 champ
-#1  Thank you sir
-#2  Drafted when I drunk my team
Get your group fired up on draft night! This affordable draft-party memento will keep their drinks cold too. Either way, this is your opportunity to give them a piece of your mind. After all, you are the commish.
 
You get to dole them out to your buddies as you see fit. Colors are a hodgepodge (IE we pick the colors).
 
You'll also see a few less "controversial" options.  Notice that "commissioner" is reserved just for you.
 
Custom koozies:  Do you have a clever photo or want to say something really "special"?  Here is your chance.  One-time $5 setup for each different 2.75" x 3.5" photo or text (multiple copies of the same custom design, no charge). If you choose the photo option, you'll see a form to upload your photo after your order is confirmed.  We will shrink, crop or enlarge it to 2.75" x 3.5", which may cause distortion or pixelation.  For best results shrink it to 2.75" x 3.5" before sending the photo.  Preferably .jpg or .gif.  The higher resolution the better.
 
12-Pack:  In a hurry?  We'll bundle koozies #1 through #12.  Add individual koozies if you need more for your league.
 
Delivery times:  Depending on how busy we are your koozies will go out within a week?  They may or may not ship with your draft kit, and there is no extra charge if we ship it separately.  If you opt for the rush charge, your order will move to the top of our list and will ship within 2 days.  Note that it will ship via the Post Office if we ship it separately. 
 
Shipping:  No extra shipping charge when you order with a draft kit.  We'll ship koozies via Post Office within a week of shipping your draft kit, and they might ship with your kit or before.  Rush shipping is $10 extra and means that it will ship within 2 days of your draft kit shipping (essentially we move your's to the top of the list).  If you want them to ship with a different shipping method, you'll be able to do so at current prices.
 
Early-Bird Offer:  Use checkboxes below to select the preprinted koozy of your choice.  Custom koozies cost $1 more per item + setup.  When you add the Commissioner's Dream or Jumbo draft kit to your cart, you'll see the $2.50 discount?  Need-It-Now kits do not qualify for discount.
 
 Your coaches will love these affordable AND sarcastic party favors.
Custom koozies shown in this row.
-Your league name
-Your championship photos
-Other photos, etc?
Custom Text Sample
Custom Photo Sample


Item# Item Name Our Price Qty Add
ST-08-2009 Champ Smacktalkers drink koozies - (SOLD OUT-Do Not Order)2009 League Champ $2.50
ST-19-Number One Draft Pick Smacktalkers drink koozies - #1 Draft Pick $2.50
ST-21-12 pack Smacktalkers drink koozies - (SOLD OUT-Do Not Order)12 Pack of Smacktalkers Preprinted Koozies $30.00
ST-22-3x3photo1 Smacktalkers drink koozies - (SOLD OUT-Do Not Order)Custom Koozy with a 3" x 3" photo $3.50
ST-23-3x3photo2 Smacktalkers drink koozies - (SOLD OUT-Do Not Order)Custom Koozy with a second 3" x 3" photo $3.50
ST-25-Custom Smacktalkers drink koozies - (SOLD OUT-Do Not Order)Custom Koozy with your league name $3.50
ST-01-Thank you Sir Smacktalkers drink koozies - (sold out-do not order)Thank you sir May I have another $2.50
ST-14-2008 Champ Smacktalkers drink koozies - 2008 League Champ $2.50
ST-11-Blue Ribbon 2009 Smacktalkers drink koozies - 2009 Runner up $2.50
ST-05-Commish Smacktalkers drink koozies - Commish $2.50
ST-07-Defending Loser Smacktalkers drink koozies - Defending Loser $2.50
ST-18-Drunk in an hour Smacktalkers drink koozies - Drunk in an hour $2.50
ST-06-Because I used to be Smacktalkers drink koozies - Fantasy Football....because I used to be athletic $2.50
ST-17-Fantasy Virgin Smacktalkers drink koozies - Fantasy Virgin $2.50
ST-20-Fewer wins than Oakland Smacktalkers drink koozies - Likely to have fewer wins than Oakland $2.50
ST-20-Fewer wins than st louis Smacktalkers drink koozies - Likely to have fewer wins than St Louis $2.50
ST-04-Not even a small chance Smacktalkers drink koozies - Not even a small chance $2.50
ST-16-Obama Bailout Smacktalkers drink koozies - Obama my team needs a bailout $2.50
ST-09-Obama sickle Smacktalkers drink koozies - Obama and Sickle $2.50
ST-10-Out at bye week Smacktalkers drink koozies - Out of it at bye week $2.50
ST-15-Projected top 10 Smacktalkers drink koozies - Projected TOP 10 w dogpile $2.50
ST-26-rush Smacktalkers drink koozies - Rush charge ships within 2 days of draft kit $10.00
ST-13-Still clinging to 1999 Smacktalkers drink koozies - Still clinging to my championship....in 1999 $2.50
ST-12-Money Down Toilet Smacktalkers drink koozies - Throwin my money away $2.50
ST-03-Waiver Wire Vulture Smacktalkers drink koozies - Waiver Wire Vulture $2.50
ST-02-Drafted when drunk Smacktalkers drink koozies - Was drafted when I drunk my team (SOLD OUT-Do Not order) $2.50
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Features:
Designed for cans but fits bottles as well.